Dearly Beloved, We Have Gathered Here To FOIL

Monroe has a tainted well that it claims Kiryas Joel is responsible for, but why are we only now hearing about this? And more on what's happening at Falkirk.

Above: Syrup Proprietor and Hanhallah’s candidate for Woodbury Village Trustee, Tyler Etzel Jr. (Hanhallah is a yiddish term used by members of the Satmar community to refer to its leadership. In today’s case, the term refers to Grand Rebbe Aaron Teitelbaum, Kiryas Joel Village Administrator Gedalya Segedin, and others.)

Etzel is pictured attending a pre…